*New* Zdravo Lily, Hey, what do you think about the latest news? Donald just went and got himself impeached; took him a little while to understand – he thought it was something to do with the Chinese fruit importers and wanted to slap on a 30% tariff. Once I explained he went red with rage, which at least was a change from the baby-poop orange. Now, the newspapers are calling him and Rudy Guiliani “Tweetledum and Tweetledee”. I’m still thinking a good night out with you and Kyles and a few matelots is needed, that old tub of lard can’t get anything up these days – Mel T. ????

Dear Mels – Nice to hear from you again. He’s just a gift that keeps on giving isn’t he (providing he can swing a personal favour or two in return). Still I suppose the huntin’, shootin’, cattle-rootin’ rednecks drinking beer in their trailer parks love how great America is again. Yep, let’s do it – we’ll find some nice men that can at least still see their feet.

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