Dear Lily Yang: It’s Boris, and I just got a great new job as the new Winston Churchill; Eton, Oxford and looking like Donald Trump is definitely the passport to power these days. But I have a problem. All of my so-called, upper class friends are in relationships except me, or gay. How can I stop feeling so alone and jealous of them for having someone who cares about them like that?

Dear Boris: Like most, I was bemused when you got the keys to Number 10, just like the old days of Empire! It says as much for the English, as for their US cousins, that they opted for another society-disrupting, whisky-drinking, upper-class twit as leader. To your credit though, you can at least string together a few compound words, albeit without thinking about them too much, even if they are in Latin. Don’t worry about feeling jealous and alone, you’ll soon find everyone wants to say something about you – the English haven’t had much to laugh about since the days of Monty Python. Just follow your American muse – a few mistresses, a few more porkies – and you’ll soon have Britain great again. New Churchill? Your Norwegian Blue parrot is not sleeping…

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The beautiful Anita is back with Alisha, Kiki, Kelly, Joanna, Vivien and Susan - stunning ladies, as you expect in our popular, classy establishment. Spoiled for choice.

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