Dear Lily: Tom Cruise here. I’m a single dad with three children and have a big problem (yes, 3 kids is problem enough, I know, even without the Mormons). Anyway, my son just came to tell me that he caught his teenage sister using his electric toothbrush to pleasure herself. Apparently she’s been doing this for quite some time. He suspected something because it was beginning to get an odd smell and the battery was always flat. Do you think this is a health risk?

Dear Tom: I understand being a single parent is no pleasure cruise, even mission impossible, haha. Where’s Joseph Smith when you need some divine guidance? Anyway Tom, you do have a responsibility to make sure your children learn good personal hygiene habits. It seems you have been lax in this – perhaps on the planet Kolob such personal hygiene isn’t thought important. But, here on planet Earth, insist she washes the electric toothbrush thoroughly after she’s finished.

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The beautiful French Mia and Kelly are back new a young, new, Chloe. They join KiKi ,Suzanne, Alisha and Anita today - stunning ladies, as you expect in our classic escape.

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