Dear Lily: I hope you have time for my letter, you seem to have so many celebrities writing (I suppose even the rich and famous are screwed up too). Anyway, I made the mistake of sending a picture of my penis to my girlfriend – it’s huge – and she’s shown it to all her girlfriends. Now I’m getting calls from many of them to go to their places for sex, which I’ve been doing. My girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious and messages everyone afterwards. I’m sure most men would think this is heaven, but now I just feel like a sex object at a circus. What to do? – Have penis will travel

Dear Penis with legs: First of all, don’t send a picture to me, I already have enough for an exhibition at the National Gallery. Secondly, it’s safe to assume your girlfriend is not with you for the long haul and is simply enjoying the novelty of being with the biggest dick in town. Which is true whichever way you look at it. But you’re missing a business opportunity here; start charging money for sex, (perhaps a price per centimetre?) and photo-ops, double if they want to autograph it.

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