APPLES & ORANGES: BROTHEL PRICES IN MELBOURNE
When I answer my telephone, I usually get one of two questions: ‘What are the prices there?’ is by far the most common. It’s much more common than the general courtesy one which asks about how I am today. So, I suppose finding the price is much more important to many people than even good manners, so deserves some attention.
Do Melbourne Brothel Prices vary much?
Yes, they do. Think about buying a BMW 7 Series or a Suzuki Swift. They’ll both get you where you want to go, one with style and class with many wonderful features built in, and the other is purely functional transport – but you can buy “extras” if you want to make the trip more enjoyable. For some people, let’s call them ‘the thrifty risk takers’, you can also try the illegal massage shops or the sex goddesses on Cracker or Backpage, but may need to add on the price of a visit to your friendly doctor. And for the especially unlucky, you may find yourself clapped in irons when the local constabulary drop by – not a good look! So, yes, brothel prices do vary a lot. You just need to make sure you are comparing “apples with apples”.
Comparing suburban legal brothels with each other is a good idea, comparing a classy legal brothel with the photoshopped girl in a rented room in Southbank who probably won’t be there tomorrow, or the shabby looking High Street massage parlour, certainly isn’t.
Cheap Brothel Prices are a Good Guide to Bad Sex
Asking for brothel prices over the phone can be misleading and is not even the right question to be asking unless you understand why they vary. The discerning guest looks to value for money, which is different. They ask themselves: “What’s the experience I’m looking for?” This might cover the ambience, privacy, front-desk service standards, attractiveness of the young women, inclusions in the service, risks of something nasty and then deciding what’s a fair price for the best mix. None of which you can get from a phone call to an often, barely English-speaking receptionist.
So, listing a few telephone numbers of brothels in Melbourne and trying to save a few dollars by calling around is bad economics. Gentlemen, get in your car and pay a quick visit, the top brothels in Melbourne will happily show you around without any obligation.
You can also check out the comments on the brothel’s website or the feedback on Google which can give you some insights into whether your money is going to be well spent. Brothel prices in isolation of all the other important factors is a terrible measure for what you’re really seeking from a Brothel in Melbourne.
What People Say
I am a newbie and have only been to this place twice. But every time I went there they always treat me very nice and didn’t discriminate of my awkward appearance. Instead, the girls take a more active move trying to please me. Thanks ladies!
I usually only have a regular session but that night I wanted to have something new and I negotiate with the girl with a slightly increased fee. Damn it was amazing! I didn’t pay much extra but the service, Maggie gave to me was like double. I’ll be back again soon girl!
I’ve been to Cherry tree garden a few times now and always have an amazing experience each time. The girls are all pretty making it so hard to choose like I want them all!!! I went with Candy this time and she was not disappointed! She knows how to please me. The experience forces me to go back to her again and again. Highly recommended!
This place is truly amazing. Today was my second visit and can’t describe in words about my experience with Momo. That girl is really a gem. Gorgeous girl giving her attention the entire time. I can’t wait for the next visit.
Hello Lily, how are you? I was in yesterday & I had an hour with a beautiful lady who has a beautiful soul, she is so delightful & her name is Susan she’s everything I prayed for & more. I will be back to spend time with Susan again. As I turned into the driveway I can see how beautiful the garden looks & as I rang the doorbell a nice gentleman answered & his name is rob & it was nice to meet him, I explained to rob the lady I wanted & rob suggested Susan. As I walked into the reception area I can see just how beautiful your establishment is with all the furnishings the decor & the rooms are absolutely beautiful. I also liked the music that was playing too as I walked in. Please say thank you to rob & Susan. Thank you too lily. I already started reading your book too. I’ll be back again to see Susan. Take care, be safe always & have a nice day. Kind regards, Harry (December 14/2019, with permission)
Dear Lily, please pass on my thanks to the wonderful Susan. She was a delight, kind, funny and beautiful. My first time at your establishment and was amazing. So many beautiful girls and so friendly when you first meet them. I will certainly be back and looking forward to my next visit with Susan. Have a great long weekend to you and everyone at the Cherry Tree Gardens. Steven (Sept 27/2019)
After reading all the reviews about The Cherry Tree Garden, I phoned and booked for a 30 minutes massage, I spoke with nicely spoken man who booked me at the time I asked for and met me at the door on my arrival, inside the door it was full of quality furnishings in each room, one of the beautiful ladies took me to one of many nice rooms, the room was very very clean and the soft music was so nice and relaxing, the best massage I have had in a very long time. The staff at The Cherry Tree Garden are very nice and approachable, thank you as you will be seeing me again and again 🙂