Q. *New* Dear Lily: I have sexual feelings for a woman who is not my wife. Should I act on them? – Doubting Thomas
Dear Tom: Definitely! Pretending your muse is your wife, and vice-versa, during sex will enhance the magic for all of you. But be sure not to call out the wrong name at that climactic moment. Instead, memorise “Oh God” It’s a safe alternative, even for atheists.